Ya Gonna Learn To Stop Eating Free Samples: Lady Straight Ate Yogurt With Semen Because This New Mexico Man Handed It To Her In The Grocery!

"A grocery clerk in Albuquerque, New Mexico, is
currently facing up to 5 years in prison after
allegedly ejaculating into a sample of yogurt and
then forcing it upon a woman in his store.
Anthony Garcia, a 32-year-old man with a history
of sexual crime charges, was handing out yogurt
samples at Sunflower Farms Market when he
apparently took interest in a woman who was
shopping with her daughter. According to the
victim, Garcia seemed “pushy” about her trying to
yogurt sample, and when she finally did, she noted
that it tasted “gross and disgusting,” and even
mentioned that it tasted like semen. Garcia of
course denied tainting the yogurt sample, but a
DNA test proved otherwise. Anthony Garcia did in
fact splooge into a tiny cup of yogurt and then
make an innocent bystander eat it. GAG."